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Children with credit scores who learned to schedule their crying.

means Fully grown humans, legally responsible for themselves and increasingly nostalgic for naps.

from From Latin adultus, past participle of adolescere, to grow upliterally meaning already grown, the finished version of the adolescent.

Brain finishFrontal lobe isn't fully wired until twenty-five.
Verb cousinShares roots with adolescent, the still-baking draft.
Modern verbAdulting coined to mock how hard grown-up tasks feel.
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