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The weight system that quietly decides your pound has sixteen ounces, not twelve.

means The standard system of weights used for everyday goods, where a pound equals sixteen ounces; also, jokingly, a person's heftiness.

from From Old French aveir de peis, goods sold by weight, mangled by English mouths into a word nobody can spell on the first try.

Rival systemTroy weight handles gold; avoirdupois handles groceries.
Ounce gapAvoirdupois ounces are lighter than troy ounces.
Sneaky usageNow polite code for a person's bulk.
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