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a floating shipping container too proud to admit it can't steer itself
means To barge is to push your way forward heavily and rudely, or as a noun, a flat-bottomed boat for hauling cargo on rivers and canals.
from From Old French 'barge,' itself from Late Latin 'barga,' a small boat — likely sharing distant roots with 'bark' (the sailing kind) and the word 'barque.' The 'shove your way in' sense came later: the verb 'to barge in' borrows from how these heavy, hard-to-stop vessels lumber along, all momentum and no manners — a boat so unstoppable its name became a way of moving through doorways.
- no engine
- most rely on tugboats to move at all
- freight king
- one carries cargo of dozens of trucks
- cheap miles
- moves a ton hundreds of miles per gallon
- flat life
- shallow draft lets them creep up tiny rivers
- to barge in
- the verb mocks their slow, unstoppable bulk
canal barge lucy — narrowboat that carried 30 tons of cargo on english canals for over 80 years starting 1918
thames lighter barges london — flat-bottomed cargo boats still operating on the river thames since medieval times