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Your prostate, slowly auditioning for the role of garden hose kink.
means Benign prostatic hyperplasia: a non-cancerous enlargement of the prostate that squeezes the urethra and complicates urination.
from From medical Latin: benign (harmless), prostatic (the gland), hyperplasia (Greek for too much forming) — coined as cells multiply, no malice intended.
Nearly universalAffects most men past sixty, eventually.
Not cancerBenign means it won't spread or kill.
Hormone drivenLinked to lifelong testosterone byproduct DHT.
Night ruinerFrequent 3 a.m. bathroom trips are classic.