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the fruit so chill it convinced the world it was a vegetable

means A long, green-skinned fruit with crisp, watery pale flesh, eaten raw in salads or pickled into gherkins.

from From Old French 'cocombre', from Latin 'cucumis' (stem 'cucumer-'), a word of uncertain pre-Latin origin. The 'cu-' opening recalls related Latin gourd-and-vine names like 'cucurbita'. English absorbed it in the late Middle Ages; for a stretch the spelling 'cowcumber' was so common that some treated 'cucumber' as the fussy pronunciation, though it eventually won out. The phrase 'cool as a cucumber' is no idle poetry — the inside of a cucumber really does sit noticeably cooler than the air around it.

botanically
a fruit, technically a berry, secretly a melon relative
inside temp
interior runs cooler than surrounding air
composition
roughly 96 percent water by weight
ancient resume
cultivated for over three thousand years in India
pickle pipeline
most pickles are just cucumbers in disguise
for instance

kirby cucumber — japanese heirloom variety grown in kirby, pennsylvania since the 1800s, famous for pickling

english greenhouse cucumber — long seedless variety grown in uk hothouses, dominates european supermarkets

snake cucumber — armenian cucumber (cucumis melo var. flexuosus) grown throughout middle east, curves like a snake

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