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the crime serious enough to follow you around like an ex with receipts

means A serious crime—like murder, robbery, or arson—that carries heavier punishment than a misdemeanor, typically more than a year in prison.

from From Old French 'felonie,' meaning wickedness or treachery, built on 'felon'—a villain, traitor, or scoundrel. That noun traces back to Medieval Latin 'fello,' of murky origin; one suggestion links it to a root for 'gall' or 'venom,' the bile of a wicked heart, though this is far from certain. In early English law a felony was specifically a crime grave enough to forfeit your lands and goods to the crown—so the word always carried the weight of betrayal and ruin baked right in.

old roots
From Latin meaning treachery or wickedness
lasting cost
Can strip voting rights for life
high bar
Usually means over a year of prison time
felony murder
You can be charged for a death you didn't cause
sticky label
Follows job, housing, and gun applications forever
for instance

murder — unlawful killing of a person, prosecuted as a felony in all u.s. states

armed robbery — theft using a weapon, felony in all jurisdictions with mandatory prison sentences

drug trafficking — distribution of controlled substances, federal felony carrying 5-40 year sentences depending on quantity

aggravated assault — severe physical attack with weapon or serious injury, felony in all u.s. states

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