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A basket whose only job is to hide the evidence of your humanity.

means To hamper is to hinder or impede someone's movement or progress; as a noun, it's a large basket, especially one for laundry or for carrying food.

from Two separate words wearing the same coat. The basket comes from Old French 'hanapier,' a case for holding a 'hanap' (a goblet or drinking cup) — a vessel for carrying precious things, later demoted to holding dirty socks. The verb 'to hamper,' meaning to obstruct, is a murkier creature of uncertain Middle English origin, possibly related to words meaning 'to mangle' or 'to fetter,' and likely never had anything to do with baskets at all — they just collided in spelling.

double life
Means both a gift basket and a laundry bin
victorian roots
Fortnum & Mason sold hampers to traveling aristocrats
the verb
To hamper means to obstruct, unrelated origin
woven design
Wicker breathes, slowing the mildew on damp clothes
prison slang
Once meant a basket carried to condemned prisoners
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