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love's bodyguard who keeps tackling people who were never a threat

means Feeling resentful or anxious that something you valuea partner, a position, a possessionmight be taken or shared with someone else.

from From the Greek 'zēlos,' meaning zeal or ardent rivalry, which traveled through Latin 'zelosus' into Old French 'jalous' before reaching English. Tellingly, 'jealous' and 'zealous' are the same word wearing different clothesboth descend from that root of burning eagerness. The original sense was fierce devotion; only later did that heat curdle into the suspicion we mean today.

green originShakespeare named it the green-eyed monster in Othello
brain overlapIt lights up the same regions as physical pain
not envyJealousy guards what you have; envy wants what you lack
baby proofInfants show jealousy by six months old
survival glitchEvolved to protect mates, now ruins group chats
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