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a six-foot boxer that hops because walking backward was never an option

means a large hopping marsupial native to Australia, with powerful hind legs, a thick tail, and a pouch in which the female carries her young.

from From Guugu Yimithirr 'gangurru,' the word for a particular species of large kangaroo, recorded by Captain Cook's crew in 1770 near present-day Cooktown. The charming legend says it means 'I don't understand you' — supposedly an Aboriginal speaker's reply to a clumsy question — but that tale is folk etymology; the word really did name the animal. The confusion came later, when settlers in other parts of Australia used 'kangaroo' to local peoples who didn't recognize it, since it belonged to a different language entirely.

can't reverse
Physically unable to move backward
baby size
Born smaller than a jellybean
liquid kicker
Can disembowel predators with one kick
paused pregnancy
Halts embryo growth until conditions improve
swim move
Surprisingly strong swimmers, can drown attackers
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red kangaroo — largest living marsupial, up to 2m tall, found in central australia

eastern grey kangaroo — second largest species, weighs up to 66kg, eastern australia

western grey kangaroo — similar size to eastern grey, inhabits southern and western australia

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