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A small unfinished human running brand-new software on hardware that bites everything.
means A child or young person — or, as a verb, to tease or joke with someone.
from The noun comes from Old Norse 'kið,' meaning a young goat, brought over by Norse speakers and settling into English by the medieval period. For centuries it meant only the goat; the slang sense of 'human child' is a later, informal leap — playful enough that respectable writers once flinched at it. The verb 'to kid,' meaning to fool or tease, is younger still and probably grows from this child sense: to 'kid' someone is, roughly, to treat them like a credulous youngster.
baby bonesBorn with around 300 bones, fused down to 206
word machineLearns roughly ten new words a day
why goatsOriginally meant a young goat, not a child
question engineAsks hundreds of questions in a single day
laugh rateLaughs far more often than any adult