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a botanical con artist that seduces, deceives, and sometimes mugs its pollinators for free labor.
means A flowering plant of the vast Orchidaceae family, prized for its elaborate, often startlingly symmetrical and showy blooms.
from From Greek orchis, meaning 'testicle' — because the paired underground tubers of certain Mediterranean orchids reminded ancient observers of exactly that. The Latin orchis carried the name forward, and the modern 'orchid' (with its extra 'd') emerged in the 19th century when botanists derived it from the family name Orchidaceae, itself built on a mistaken stem of the Greek word. So this most refined of flowers is, at root, frankly anatomical.
- sexual fraud
- Some mimic female bees to trick males into mating
- family size
- Largest plant family, near 28,000 wild species
- vanilla source
- The only orchid we eat comes from one
- tiny seeds
- Dust-like, needing fungi to even germinate
- long game
- Some take years to first bloom
lady's slipper orchid — paphiopedilum rothschildianum, world's rarest orchid, native only to mount kinabalu in borneo
ghost orchid — dendrophylax lindenii, endangered species found in florida swamps, blooms only a few weeks per year
flying duck orchid — caleana major, australian native that mimics a flying duck to attract pollinating wasps