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Both the person crossing the street and the prose that should never have left the house.
means A person traveling on foot, or, as an adjective, something so dull it barely qualifies as alive.
from From Latin pedester, on foot, via pedis, foot — the same root that gives us pedal, pedicure, and the centipede's many regrets.
Double dutyMeans both walker and aggressively boring.
Right of wayLegally favored, rhetorically insulted.
Foot familyCousin to pedal, pedestal, and pedometer.