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Everything that happened before anyone could write it down to brag about it.
means Relating to the vast stretch of human and earthly time predating written records.
from From Latin prae (before) plus Greek historia (inquiry, history), coined in the 1830s as geologists began counting Earth's birthdays in millions.
Writing's debutHistory begins around 3200 BCE in Mesopotamia.
Loose deadlinePrehistory ended at different dates worldwide.
Casual insultNow means hopelessly outdated, not actually ancient.