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The garment that says you've surrendered to comfort and possibly to crime

means A long, loose flowing garment worn over the body, used for comfort, ceremony, or to mark office.

from From Old French 'robe,' which oddly meant 'booty' or 'plunder' before it meant clothingitself from a Germanic root tied to 'rob' and stealing (a cousin of English 'rob' and German 'rauben'). The link makes grim sense: in early medieval Europe, the clothes off a defeated enemy's back were among the spoils of war, so 'robe' traveled from 'stuff seized' to 'fine garments seized' to simply 'a garment.' The thief and the bathrobe share a bloodline.

royal weightCoronation robes can weigh over 30 pounds
judicial blackEnglish judges wore black mourning a dead queen, never stopped
academic colorsHood linings encode your exact degree and school
boxer ritualRobes hype crowds before the fighter sheds them
spa economyHotels lose millions to robe-stealing guests yearly
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