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a flat little tyrant that decides what's straight and who gets knuckles.

means A straight strip of wood, metal, or plastic marked with units, used for measuring lengths and drawing straight linesor, the person who governs a place.

from From Old French 'reuler' and Latin 'regula,' a straight stick or bar, hence a rule or pattern, all rooted in 'regere,' to keep straight, guide, governa cousin of 'regal' and 'regiment.' The same Latin thread ties together the thing that measures lines and the person who lays down the law: both, in the old sense, keep things straight.

royal senseSame word names monarchs and measuring sticks alike.
standard originA meter was once a platinum bar in Paris.
classroom weaponWielded for decades as schoolhouse instrument of discipline.
hidden mathMany include conversion tables and protractor curves.
flexible kinTape measures are just rulers that gave up rigidity.
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