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A country that invented deep-fried optimism and exported it to a skeptical world.
means The northern third of Great Britain, a nation of the UK known for highlands, kilts, whisky, and ferocious national pride.
from Named for the Scoti, Gaelic raiders from Ireland, whose name the Romans slapped onto the whole rugged territory north of their wall.
More sheepSheep outnumber people across much of the land.
Whisky mathDistilleries ship millions of bottles monthly worldwide.
National animalThe unicorn, chosen with zero irony.