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a flat truce between you and gravity, conspiring to fold incorrectly forever

means A broad, thin, flat piece of somethingcloth, paper, metal, ice, or waterlarge in its surface but slight in its thickness.

from From Old English 'scēte' (a cloth) and the related 'scēat' (a corner or cloth), both traced back to a Proto-Germanic root meaning to project or shoot outa cousin of the 'sheet' of a sail and even of the verb 'shoot.' The thread connecting them is the idea of something flung wide and stretched flat, whether across a bed or against the wind.

thread countOften inflated by counting plies, not actual threads
fitted nemesisNo one folds the elastic one correctly, mathematicians included
ancient luxuryEgyptians wove linen sheets over 5,000 years ago
ghost costumeThe classic look came from real burial shrouds
crisp mythHotel whiteness comes from bluing dye tricking your eyes
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