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the eight-legged engineer spinning silk stronger than steel while you scream in the shower

means A small eight-legged arthropod that spins silk to catch prey, found nearly everywhere humans wish it weren't.

from From Old English 'spīþra,' which traces back to the Proto-Germanic root meaning 'to spin' — a cousin of the same family that gives us 'spin' and 'spindle.' The creature was quite literally named 'the spinner.' Related forms appear across the Germanic languages, all circling that same idea of drawing out thread. So the spider has, etymologically, only ever had one job.

silk strengthTougher than steel of the same weight
blue bloodCopper-based blood runs pale blue, not red
liquid lunchVomits digestive juices to drink prey as soup
foot tasteSpiders smell and taste using their legs
sheer countYou're always within a few feet of one
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