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the animal so chill it skipped having a brain, mouth, or organs entirely

means A soft, porous materialoriginally the skeleton of a sea animal, now often syntheticthat soaks up liquid and is used for cleaning, washing, or wiping.

from From Greek 'spongia,' the name for the real sea creature divers harvested and squeezed dry. Latin borrowed it as 'spongia,' which softened over centuries into Old English 'sponge' and Old French 'esponge.' The same root quietly gave us 'fungus' (a cousin through Latin), because both were squishy, spongy things the ancients lumped together. Everything laterthe kitchen sponge, the cake, the 'sponging' freeloader who absorbs your moneygrew from that one squeezable animal.

older than dinosaurssponges predate them by hundreds of millions of years
immortal blender trickpushed through mesh, sponge cells reassemble themselves
no organsno brain, heart, nerves, or muscles whatsoever
living strawssome filter thousands of liters of water daily
glass skeletonssome build bodies from intricate silica fibers
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