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a desktop crocodile that bites paper into permanent loyalty with a single jaw snap

means A small handheld or desktop device that drives a thin metal staple through sheets of paper and bends its legs flat to fasten them together.

from From "staple," a word with deep Germanic roots — Old English "stapol" meant a post, pillar, or prop, something fixed firmly in place, related to Old Norse and Dutch words for a support or pile. Over centuries "staple" came to mean a U-shaped metal fastener, and once machines were built in the 19th century to push these fasteners through paper, the tool earned the simple agent name "stapler" — literally the thing that staples.

birth year
first patent dates to 1866
royal origin
early devices custom-made for King Louis XV
hidden anvil
base flips to bend staples flat or outward
office legend
red Swingline starred in the film Office Space
jam king
staple misfires cause endless desk-side cursing
for instance

swingline 747 — iconic red desktop stapler manufactured since 1957, featured in office space film

bostitch b8 — heavy-duty stapler used in commercial offices, one of best-selling models worldwide

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