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a desktop crocodile that bites paper into permanent loyalty with a single jaw snap

means A small handheld or desktop device that drives a thin metal staple through sheets of paper and bends its legs flat to fasten them together.

from From "staple," a word with deep Germanic rootsOld English "stapol" meant a post, pillar, or prop, something fixed firmly in place, related to Old Norse and Dutch words for a support or pile. Over centuries "staple" came to mean a U-shaped metal fastener, and once machines were built in the 19th century to push these fasteners through paper, the tool earned the simple agent name "stapler" — literally the thing that staples.

birth yearfirst patent dates to 1866
royal originearly devices custom-made for King Louis XV
hidden anvilbase flips to bend staples flat or outward
office legendred Swingline starred in the film Office Space
jam kingstaple misfires cause endless desk-side cursing
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