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Small bribes the universe accepts in exchange for not feeling things.
means Special, often indulgent items given as rewards, delights, or pleasant surprises beyond the everyday.
from From Old French 'traitier,' to handle or negotiate, via Latin 'tractare'; a 'treat' once meant a deal struck, then a pleasure offered, since both involve someone footing the bill.
Dog economyHalf of all dog training is bribery with snacks.
My treatStill means negotiating who pays, true to its roots.
Trick alternativeHalloween's 'treat' is literal extortion insurance against pranks.