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the digital alias you picked at 14 and now regret professionally

means The name you choose to identify yourself on a computer system, website, or service when logging in.

from A straightforward compound of "user" and "name," both plain English words. "User" comes from "use," rooted in the Latin "uti" (to use, employ), which arrived in English through Old French "user." The whole word is a child of the computing agecoined as time-sharing systems in the mid-20th century needed a way to tell one human apart from another, so each person got a "name" by which the machine could know its "user."

originBorn with 1960s time-sharing computers needing to know who you were
squatting warsSingle-letter handles sell for thousands on gray markets
the suffix curseEveryone's first choice is taken, hence the numbers
identityOften outlives the legal name in someone's memory
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