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Humanity's oldest job: staying awake so everyone else can sleep through the apocalypse

means A person hired to guard a building, property, or area, especially at night, by staying alert and raising the alarm at any sign of trouble.

from A plain compound of "watch" and "man." The "watch" here comes from Old English "wæcce," meaning a state of wakefulness or vigilthe same root that gives us "wake" and "awake." To keep watch was literally to keep yourself awake while others slept. Medieval towns ran on this: the night watch patrolled the dark streets, called out the hours, and shouted when fire or thieves arrived. "Watchman" simply names the human doing the staying-awake.

Roman rootsAncient cities employed vigiles to patrol against fire and theft
Knock and tellWatchmen called out the hour and weather aloud nightly
Police ancestorNight watch systems predated organized police forces by centuries
Biblical dutyProphets called themselves watchmen warning of coming danger
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