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The flavor that asks for nothing and is somehow still disappointed.
means Lacking strong flavor, character, or interest; smooth and unremarkable to the point of dullness.
from From Latin 'blandus,' meaning smooth, soothing, or caressing — the same gentle root that gives us 'blandish' and 'blandishment' (sweet, flattering talk). It arrived in English through the same Latin stream that softened so many words, and over time the soothing-and-agreeable sense curdled: what once meant 'pleasantly mild' drifted toward 'so mild it bores.' The flattery faded; the flatness stayed.
- name origin
- Comes from Old Norse for soft or gentle
- medical roots
- Bland diets calm ulcers by bored stomachs
- surname fame
- Bland is a real, surprisingly common last name
- hidden insult
- Saying something is fine usually means bland
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