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a billion tons of water somehow loitering in the sky like it pays no rent
means A visible mass of condensed water droplets or ice crystals suspended in the atmosphere — or, by extension, anything that hangs murkily overhead, from a swarm of gnats to your data stored on someone else's distant servers.
from From Old English 'clud,' which originally meant a mass of rock or a hill — think 'clod' and 'clot,' all sharing that sense of a heavy, lumpy mass. The leap from rock to sky came in the medieval period, when people apparently looked up at those bulging, billowing shapes and thought 'that looks like a great heap of something.' The older word for sky-cloud, 'sky' itself, originally just meant 'cloud,' so the two essentially swapped jobs over the centuries.
- actual weight
- average cloud weighs around 1.1 million pounds
- why white
- droplets scatter all light colors equally
- floating trick
- droplets too tiny to fall fast enough
- named 1802
- a pharmacist classified them, not a scientist
- speed demons
- high clouds race over 100 mph
amazon web services — operates 30+ data center regions globally, powers ~32% of cloud infrastructure market
microsoft azure — serves 200+ countries, hosts enterprise data for fortune 500 companies
google cloud platform — processes 20+ petabytes daily, powers youtube and gmail infrastructure