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a billion tons of water somehow loitering in the sky like it pays no rent

means A visible mass of condensed water droplets or ice crystals suspended in the atmosphere — or, by extension, anything that hangs murkily overhead, from a swarm of gnats to your data stored on someone else's distant servers.

from From Old English 'clud,' which originally meant a mass of rock or a hill — think 'clod' and 'clot,' all sharing that sense of a heavy, lumpy mass. The leap from rock to sky came in the medieval period, when people apparently looked up at those bulging, billowing shapes and thought 'that looks like a great heap of something.' The older word for sky-cloud, 'sky' itself, originally just meant 'cloud,' so the two essentially swapped jobs over the centuries.

actual weight
average cloud weighs around 1.1 million pounds
why white
droplets scatter all light colors equally
floating trick
droplets too tiny to fall fast enough
named 1802
a pharmacist classified them, not a scientist
speed demons
high clouds race over 100 mph
for instance

amazon web services — operates 30+ data center regions globally, powers ~32% of cloud infrastructure market

microsoft azure — serves 200+ countries, hosts enterprise data for fortune 500 companies

google cloud platform — processes 20+ petabytes daily, powers youtube and gmail infrastructure

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