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the only person legally allowed to ruin dinner with sugar and get thanked for it.
means your parent's parent, the veteran caregiver who's already survived raising your mom or dad and now specializes in spoiling their revenge.
from from middle english grand plus dam, borrowed from french grand-mère; the informal grandma emerged in the 1800s as families softened formal titles into something you could yell across a kitchen.
cookie physicssomehow always warm, no matter the hour.
rule immunitybedtimes do not apply under her roof.
secret keeperknows things your parents were never told.
universal translatorspeaks fluent toddler and fluent stubborn teenager.