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a hired memory for the fine print everyone else swore they read

means a person trained and licensed to practice law, advising clients and arguing their cases in legal matters

from From Middle English lauier, lawersimply 'one who works with law.' The word law itself comes from Old English lagu, borrowed from Old Norse lag, meaning something 'laid down' or fixed in placethe same root sense as things laid flat or settled. So a lawyer is, at heart, a worker of what has been laid down: a tender of fixed rules.

first lawyersAncient Rome banned charging fees, so they did anyway
billable hourinvented in the 1950s, regretted ever since
latin armorjargon survives partly to justify the bill
oddsmost U.S. cases settle before any trial
objectionreal courtrooms rarely shout it like television
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