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The diplomacy of butts, deciding who sits near whom before war breaks out.
means The arrangement or provision of places for people to sit, whether at a table, theater, or wedding from hell.
from From Old Norse saeti, a seat, rooted in the Proto-Germanic verb for sitting down, where humans have plotted ever since.
Wedding warfareSeating charts cause more family feuds than inheritances.
Theater scienceRake angles are engineered so heads don't block sightlines.
Capacity lawFire codes legally cap how many bodies a room seats.