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the spine's quiet rebellion against everything posture police hold sacred.
means To stand, sit, or move with a drooping, careless, ungraceful posture — or, as a noun, an inept or lazy person, usually in the phrase 'no slouch.'
from First surfaces in the 1500s meaning a lazy or unkempt person, of uncertain origin but likely Scandinavian — compare Old Norse 'slokr,' a lazy fellow, part of a whole family of 'sl-' words in English (slack, slug, sluggard, slump) that all seem to sag and droop by sound alone. The bodily sense — the caved chest and rounded shoulders — came later, the posture growing out of the person.
phone effectHeads tilt forward adding 60 pounds of strain
no slouchPraise hidden inside an insult about laziness
gravity taxDiscs compress measurably shorter by evening
teen anthemUniversal adolescent posture defying every parent alive