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the only shape boring enough to become an insult for boring people

means A four-sided shape with equal sides and right angles, orby extensiona person seen as conventional, unhip, and dully conformist.

from From Old French 'esquire' and ultimately Latin 'exquadrare,' to make four-cornered (from 'quadra,' a square). For centuries it meant honest and fair—'a square deal,' 'fair and square,' a 'square meal.' The insulting sense is much younger: it bloomed in 1940s American jazz slang, where the in-crowd reportedly mocked the unhip by tracing a square in the air with their fingers, marking the dull and rule-bound. Thus the same shape that once meant honest came to mean tediously straight.

equal sidesFour equal sides, four right angles, zero surprises
slang originMeant unhip in 1940s jazz musician slang
the numberMultiply any number by itself, get its square
city centersPublic squares anchor cities from Tiananmen to Times
square dealRoosevelt's slogan promised fairness, not geometry
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