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the only shape boring enough to become an insult for boring people

means A four-sided shape with equal sides and right angles, or—by extension—a person seen as conventional, unhip, and dully conformist.

from From Old French 'esquire' and ultimately Latin 'exquadrare,' to make four-cornered (from 'quadra,' a square). For centuries it meant honest and fair—'a square deal,' 'fair and square,' a 'square meal.' The insulting sense is much younger: it bloomed in 1940s American jazz slang, where the in-crowd reportedly mocked the unhip by tracing a square in the air with their fingers, marking the dull and rule-bound. Thus the same shape that once meant honest came to mean tediously straight.

equal sides
Four equal sides, four right angles, zero surprises
slang origin
Meant unhip in 1940s jazz musician slang
the number
Multiply any number by itself, get its square
city centers
Public squares anchor cities from Tiananmen to Times
square deal
Roosevelt's slogan promised fairness, not geometry
for instance

red square — moscow's famous plaza, approximately 23,000 square meters, built in 15th century

times square — manhattan intersection, 42nd to 47th streets, 5 blocks long, called crossroads of the world

trafalgar square — london public space, named after 1805 naval battle, center of uk capital

tiananmen square — beijing plaza, world's largest at 109 acres, site of 1989 pro-democracy protests

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