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a three-hearted alien genius with a beak, jet engine, and zero patience for clichés

means A soft-bodied marine mollusk with ten arms, two of them long tentacles, a tubular body, and the ability to shoot ink and jet through water.

from From English 'squid,' which surfaces in the 16th century as a sailor's word of murky origin — quite possibly a dialect variant of 'squirt,' nodding to the creature's habit of jetting water and ink. The plural has wandered cheerfully between 'squid' and 'squids' ever since. Its scientific kin carry grander Latin and Greek names, but 'squid' itself stays stubbornly common, a deckhand's term that never put on airs.

three hearts
two pump gills, one pumps everything else
blue blood
copper, not iron, carries their oxygen
jet propulsion
squirts water to rocket backward at speed
colossal eyes
giant species sport dinner-plate eyes, basketball-sized
instant disguise
skin changes color and texture in milliseconds
for instance

giant squid — architeuthis dux, up to 43 feet long, lives in deep atlantic and pacific oceans

colossal squid — mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni, antarctic waters, larger eyes than giant squid, 46 feet recorded

humboldt squid — dosidicus gigas, eastern pacific, aggressive pack hunters, 5 feet long, called 'red devils'

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