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A butterfly-shaped tyrant in your neck deciding whether you sprint or stall.

means A butterfly-shaped gland in your neck that releases hormones controlling how fast your body burns energy.

from From Greek 'thyreoeides,' meaning 'shield-shaped' — from 'thyreos,' an oblong, door-shaped shield (itself from 'thyra,' a door). The early anatomists weren't naming the gland but the nearby cartilage it sat behind, which reminded them of that big shield; the name later migrated onto the gland itself.

shapeNamed for a shield-shaped cartilage it sits beneath
iodine appetiteHoards iodine to manufacture its hormones
metabolism bossSets the speed of nearly every cell
goiter historyIodized salt nearly erased swollen necks worldwide
tiny but mightyWeighs about an ounce, rules your energy
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