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the original tank: armored, unbothered, and outliving entire human dynasties on snacks alone

means A slow-moving, land-dwelling reptile encased in a hard protective shell, famous for its extreme longevity.

from From Old French 'tortue' and Medieval Latin 'tortuca,' the name likely tangled up with Latin 'tortus' meaning 'twisted' — perhaps a nod to those crooked, columnar legs. One charming medieval notion linked the creature to 'Tartarus,' the underworld, casting it as a beast of the dark lower regions; that's more folklore than fact, but the 'tortue' line is solid. English reshaped the ending to 'tortoise' over time, and the spelling has been wobbling around ever since.

lifespansome pass 150 years, easily
famous oneJonathan, born ~1832, still alive today
space recordtwo circled the Moon before humans did
shell truthfused to spine, cannot be shed
dietmostly grass, leaves, and stubbornness
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