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the original tank: armored, unbothered, and outliving entire human dynasties on snacks alone
means A slow-moving, land-dwelling reptile encased in a hard protective shell, famous for its extreme longevity.
from From Old French 'tortue' and Medieval Latin 'tortuca,' the name likely tangled up with Latin 'tortus' meaning 'twisted' — perhaps a nod to those crooked, columnar legs. One charming medieval notion linked the creature to 'Tartarus,' the underworld, casting it as a beast of the dark lower regions; that's more folklore than fact, but the 'tortue' line is solid. English reshaped the ending to 'tortoise' over time, and the spelling has been wobbling around ever since.
- lifespan
- some pass 150 years, easily
- famous one
- Jonathan, born ~1832, still alive today
- space record
- two circled the Moon before humans did
- shell truth
- fused to spine, cannot be shed
- diet
- mostly grass, leaves, and stubbornness
jonathan — seychelles giant tortoise, lived 188 years (1832-2022), longest-lived land animal on record
adwaita — kolkata zoo tortoise, lived 255+ years (1750-2006), possibly oldest animal ever documented