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a plant so good at surviving that humans argue about it in courtrooms instead of gardens

means A plant growing where it isn't wantedor, in casual speech, cannabisdepending on whose garden and whose laws you're standing in.

from From Old English 'wēod,' meaning a grass or herb, with cousins in Old Saxon and Old High German. The word originally just meant a plant, with no insult attached; the scorn came later, as humans decided which green things deserved to stay. The slang for cannabis is a 20th-century American twist, leaning on the older sense of an unruly, fast-spreading plant. (Note: 'weeds' meaning a widow's mourning clothes is a separate, unrelated word, from Old English 'wǣd,' garment.)

legal limboFederally illegal yet sold openly in most US states
ancient habitCultivated by humans for over 12,000 years
endocannabinoidYour brain makes its own version naturally
hemp cousinSame species, but won't get you high
weight punSlang likely from its sheer commodity bulk
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