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where one furious paragraph about cold fries can outlive a restaurant's chef

means To give a short, sharp cry of pain, alarm, or excitement — or, capitalized, the website where customers post such cries about businesses.

from From Old English 'gielpan,' meaning to boast or speak proudly — the same root behind the archaic word 'yelp' for a brag. Over centuries the meaning slid from loud boasting to loud crying out, until 'yelp' settled into the sharp little bark of a startled dog or a stubbed toe. The review site borrowed the name in the early 2000s, leaning on that sense of a sudden, attention-grabbing noise — a fitting cousin to its boastful Old English ancestor.

founded
Born in 2004 from an unwanted email feature
the algorithm
Famously hides reviews it deems untrustworthy
elite squad
Power reviewers get parties and a velvet badge
one star
Lawsuits have been filed over single reviews
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