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a professional who can tell you to go to hell so smoothly you pack with excitement

means A person officially appointed to represent their country's interests abroad, handling negotiations and relations between governments with tact.

from From the Greek 'diploma,' literally 'something folded double' — a folded official document or letter of accreditation that envoys carried as proof of their authority. Through Latin and into 18th-century French as 'diplomate,' the word came to mean the bearer of such credentials, then the smooth professional behind them. So the diplomat is, at root, a person defined by their paperwork — the folded letter that says 'trust this one.'

legal immunity
can't be arrested in their host country
the bag
diplomatic pouches are never searched, ever
persona non grata
the polite way to expel a spy
oldest job
envoys predate the Roman Empire
art of delay
a treaty can take decades to sign
for instance

henry kissinger — us secretary of state who negotiated the 1973 paris peace accords ending the vietnam war

talleyrand — french diplomat who negotiated at the congress of vienna in 1815 after napoleon's defeat

condoleezza rice — us secretary of state from 2005-2009 who shaped post-iraq war foreign policy

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